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Preston Wainscott is sitting at his desk with his hand on his keyboard. "Hmmm... I'm bored".

Preston turns to look at the reader. "So... what should I do"? Two eyeballs glare out of Preston's monitor. Sizing him up.

The monitor stands up on its three little legs. The word 'Initiate!' flashes on the display. The monitor speaks in a gravely tone "Hey bud... I have an idea!".